We don't call `memcmp()` directly. Use `fast_memeq()`, `fast_memneq()`,
`tor_memeq()`, or `tor_memneq()` for most purposes.
+Also see a longer list of functions to avoid in:
+https://people.torproject.org/~nickm/tor-auto/internal/this-not-that.html
+
+Other C conventions
+-------------------
+
+The `a ? b : c` trinary operator only goes inside other expressions;
+don't use it as a replacement for if. (You can ignore this inside macro
+definitions when necessary.)
+
+Assignment operators shouldn't nest inside other expressions. (You can
+ignore this inside macro definitions when necessary.)
+
Functions not to write
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